it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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