her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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