I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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