Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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