What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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