Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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