I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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