Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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