Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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