Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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