Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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