she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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