its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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