Can i not drive my cunt home
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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