I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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