I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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