I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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