lets start a swedish sibling band together
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
dude. I can hear the air.
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