New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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