Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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