dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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