You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
ok first of all what the fuck
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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