The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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