Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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