Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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