I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Randomize
