You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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