All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Randomize
