did you get engaged???
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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