watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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