Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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