Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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