Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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