Sry I called you an 8
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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