Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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