he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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