she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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