we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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