sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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