One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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