Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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