Your dad touched me again.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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