My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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