Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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