i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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