you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
my being single is dangerous.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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