i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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