I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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