did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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