But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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