If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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