halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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