hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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