walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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